Here is my 17 second video!

m5 in snow from layne on Vimeo.

I promised a 17 second video this weekend.
I did not make a 17 second.
So here is a two year old 3 minute and 20 second video that I filmed(horribly) of my friend's kick ass Jetta.

Untitled from layne on Vimeo.

I regret to inform you I have neither a video or even a single picture from our little snow storm.
I dont even have a decent story.
BUT I will have a 17 second video this weekend.
And Snow Problem cookies!

Also I do not know whose car this is, where it came from, or even have 1 spec on it, but it is awesome.

My prayers have been answered!

It finally fucking snowed.
Then my phone broke, so I can't even text corey to help me go find some icy parking lots.
I will have to do this by myself.
Because my phone broke it has sent me back to a much simpler time. A time where no technological device can offer up opportunites like getting a grilled cheese or having any hope on leaving the house with somebody.
So I sit here doing corporate finance questions and browsing the internet.
Look at what having no phone has done for me, catching up on my studies and finding pictures of Matthew's car. Who I have not sent a price quote for the sticker because I have not received one yet, not because I do not care about him. I want him to have a snow problem sticker, because Corey's car is broken so I am the only surviving snow problem member left.
Here is some pictures I found on http://www.qcautomotive.com/ of him.

I wouldn't be telling the truth if I said I wasen't jealous of him.
But he does need a snow problem sticker. And I will get him one I promise.




The fact remains I gassed up my car tonight.
And once things start closing I will be heading out in search of icy parking lots.

snow drift from Justin Shreeve Films on Vimeo.

In high school my calculus teacher once told us a story about as a child he would watch snowflakes fall and pretend they were soldiers. As each snowflake fell and melted, their death was not in vain because they would lower the temperature of the ground. And soon the following soldiers would begin to win their battle against the warm ground and begin to pile up.
In early October at least these snow soldiers gave it a chance.
Now they just fucking gave up.

I have no hope that we will see any significant build up of snow for the next 2 months.
So heres some Ken Block!

Perhaps by some cruel joke the weather has taken a turn for the...well..nice.

Not to be discouraged by this sudden change of weather a small, and spur-of-the moment snow problem photoshoot took place.

They came!
They finally came!

I was driving today and I looked down and noticed my snow warning was on.
So to celebrate here is the top 5 Audi snow driving videos I found today.

Number 5.
Audi Rs4 avant and Billy Idol. enough said.


Number 4.
A bunch of Audis and techno. enough said.


Number 3.
Besides the long and lame intro with text too small to read its awesome.
Plus the dude has a 5 foot long green sticker on his a4!


Number 2.
500hp s4 in deep snow.
The rooster tails he produces are insane.


Number 1.
I would suggest turning your sound off for this one.
But it is return of big green sticker a4 man.
and its awesome.

Tornado (Red) / Blizzard = Snow Bath². from Ben 'smash' Guild on Vimeo.

Stickers should be here Tuesday or Wednesday.

The Weather Network predicts scattered flurries for Friday, and even though it wont amount to anything it is a small glimmer of hope.

I then thought I would capture that forcast so when it is Friday and +15 and sunny I can reflect on how I shouldnt be taking week in advance weather forcasts very seriously.

Got the stickers ordered today.
Only 42 dollars for 4.
pleasantly surprised with the price I was and will be ordering a lot more.

I sent Graffixpressions my "custom order form" for these basic snow problem stickers this morning. However I am terrified for their price quote on these.
I plan to have some more elaborate, and smaller ones made once Donovan gets his new computer.
I have recruited him to design them, but his computer ate itself and I guess he is waiting on some triple core, quadrapentium molecular osmosis one to replace it.

I will also create some members area or something on this thing when I have the time.
But in the meanwhile I will just use the snow problem facebook page.

Also if anyone is actually willing to rock a 3 foot snow problem sticker on their car, I wont be charging a whole lot of money for them. Im not looking to make any money off them and am prepared to take a considerable loss just to see some nice cars with snow problem stickers once the snow falls.

for any questions or sticker wanting, my email is:
mailto:onethingright@hotmail.com

THE START of snow problem.
This video explains more about snow problem than I ever could.
besides the puddle of mudd obviously.


now go join the snow problem facebook group.